You are a brave man. Just don’t try that on the “chassis”, then your wife would really be pissed!
On a side note, I want to get my first straight razor. I work for a shaving company, so I have access to the best safety shaving gear in the world, but I want to venture into the straight razor world. We have an art of shaving store on site where I can buy premium supplies, but they also sell straight razors.
http://www.theartofshaving.com/shop/razors/straight
Any tips on which straight razor to buy? I want a nice one to pass down as an heirloom. I am not stuck on Art of Shaving straight razors, I will buy anything that is high quality.
Also, this shaving oil is magical. http://www.theartofshaving.com/shop/shaving-products/pre-shave-oil
I have used it with a Gillette Proglide, and it is incredible how much is helps performance of a shave over a shave without it. I have also had an art of shaving straight edge shave at one time, and the oil makes all the difference in the world.